My brain doesn’t work on Monday.
Dear Monday,
Thanks for having the word “mon” in you. That’s French for “mine”, in case you were aware, Monday, but it makes me think of you more as “my day”, and frankly that sounds like a much more promising start to the week.
Best, Rachel.
Why are the weekends so far from Mondays but Mondays are so near from the weekends?
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